$10 – Tip the Explorer 🍻
A round of jungle beers for my Tiger expedition crew.
✅ Grants access to The Captain's Log: Season V

$25 – Fuel the Madness 🕷️
A paranoid night in a treehouse, sleeping with spiders, listening to rhinos making love.
✅ Grants access to The Captain's Log: Season V

$50 – Part of the Crew 🥟
Trekking permits and a plate of Momos.
✅ Grants access to The Captain's Log: Season V
✅ + Signed Book + Small Art Print

*Every $100 grants an additional Chaos Raffle Ticket. $300 = 3 Tickets!

$100 – THE LEGIONS OF CHAOS 🎒
Five days of trekking expenses.
✅ Grants access to The Captain's Log: Season V
✅ + Signed Book + Small Art Print
✅ + ONE CHAOS RAFFLE TICKET!

$250 – YOU SEXY BEAST! 🌲
Ten days in a treehouse writing a new story and looking for tigers.
✅ Grants access to The Captain's Log: Season V
✅ + Signed Book + Small Art Print
✅ + TWO CHAOS RAFFLE TICKETS & extra special bonus gifts.

$500 – Patron of the Wild 🖌️
This is the material cost of an extra-large oil painting, or two weeks of time spent writing a new novel, or a week employing Baba as my tiger guide and a ranger to watch our backs—at a wage that sends their kids to school for a semester.
✅ Grants access to The Captain's Log: Season V
✅ + Signed Full Book Collection + Custom Art Print + FIVE CHAOS RAFFLE TICKETS!
✅ + Extra special bonus gifts.

🔥 $5,000 – TITAN OF MADNESS
"You are a shadowy benefactor funding an expedition into the unknown. This bankrolls an entire trek, multiple paintings, and at least one near-death experience. Your name will be whispered in hushed, reverent tones over fires in foreign lands. You’ll receive a personally curated trove of books, art, artifacts, and relics from my travels."

✅ A HEAP OF CHAOS RAFFLE TICKETS
✅ Signed Full Book Collection + Originals + Custom Art Print collection + Personalized Gifts. You will have something sexy as hell on your wall and all your holiday shopping done early.
✅ Exclusive, hand-selected treasure from my travels(This could be anything—a crocodile skull, a ring won in a Kathmandu back alley poker game, a bizarre relic from an opium smuggler… who knows?)
✅ My eternal gratitude, bound in ink and sent to you in an absurdly over-the-top letter

**💀 $20,000 – "YOU FUND THE GODDAMN EXPEDITION"
"You aren’t just donating. You are orchestrating. This bankrolls an entire, full-scale, deep-expedition into the unknown. Think months in the Amazon. Think cowboy in Kyrgyzstan and uncharted tribal lands, or a one-way ticket to a mystery that I’ll only figure out mid-flight. Did you know theres rumors of a dinosaur in the Congo named Mokele-mbembe? Want me to go look for him?You’ll get real-time updates for you and your friends, an original oil painting inspired by the journey, and a one-of-a-kind artifact from the field, harvested directly from the madness.”

✅ BUSHELS OF RAFFLE TICKETS (but at this level, do you even need tickets? You’re already winning.)
✅ A bespoke art package: Original painting, darkroom prints, book collection, and something unpredictable.
✅ The Field Journal (You will hold in your hands the raw, ink/blood/beer/tear-stained pages of chaos from the road.)
✅ Live calls and updates from the wild, where I explain exactly what kind of madness you’ve made possible.
✅ Your name (or pseudonym) immortalized in my next book’s acknowledgments, with a message of deep and utterly sincere gratitude.

🤡 $1,000,000 – THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF LUNACY
"I shit you not I have an actual treasure map, or at least the makings of one. Its my next art project and it could be yours. An actual honest to god legitimate lead on a burried treasure. A cache of gold, weapons, and artificats burried in a mountain 78 years ago. But it would take this level of funding to find it. Interested?

I will go anywhere on Earth that is humanly (or questionably) possible. You dictate the mission. You send me into the void. You decide if I chase ancient myths, lost cities, forbidden places, or just sit in a desert for a month staring at a rock, contemplating existence. There are no rules at this level. We work it out together. Either way, it will be legendary."

✅ EVERYTHING ABOVE + ANYTHING YOU DREAM UP.
✅ A painting the size of an elephant, commissioned just for you.
✅ A story based on the adventure, dedicated to you. Maybe you hold the only copy ever in existence. A truly rare book.
✅ A treasure trove of artifacts, prints, books, and relics.
✅ A toast in your name, at the edge of the world.