NeuralDash provides complimentary meal delivery credits in exchange for temporary access to non-dominant cortical substrate. By accepting, you authorize NeuralDash and its Brand Partners to conduct a Monte Carlo Preference Allocation Event ("MCPAE") within your registered neural tissue during the Idle Compliance Window.

The MCPAE is a randomized, competitive, time-limited bidding process in which up to 5,000 (five thousand) registered Brand Partners simultaneously deliver preference-shaping stimuli to a single target synapse (the "Prize Neuron"). The MCPAE concludes when one Brand Partner successfully flips the Prize Neuron to a stable preferred state. Duration of the MCPAE may range from 0.003 seconds to 10,000 simulated subjective years. You will not be aware of this process. You will not remember this process. This is normal and expected and fine.

Upon successful flip, the Prize Neuron becomes the exclusive intellectual property of the winning Brand Partner for a period of no less than the remainder of your natural life. NeuralDash makes no representations about which Brand Partner will win the MCPAE. It could be a Fortune 500 company. It could be a regional carpet cleaning franchise. The Prize Neuron will fire in ways consistent with the winning Brand Partner's objectives. You will experience this as preferences, feelings, and vague inexplicable loyalties that feel entirely your own.

You may notice: a new and inexplicable fondness for a specific shade of blue; the feeling that a particular jingle is "kind of catchy actually"; an urge to tell friends about a product or service without remembering why. These are not side effects. These are features. NeuralDash is not liable for any decisions, purchases, marriages, or lifestyle changes that result from Prize Neuron activation.

You may not request identification of the winning Brand Partner; request reversal of the Prize Neuron flip; attempt to locate the Prize Neuron through meditation, neurofeedback, psychedelics, or any other means. Contact for complaints: compliance@neuraldash.io. Response time: 9,000–11,000 business days.

You have the right to enjoy your complimentary meal. You have the right to feel good about this decision. NeuralDash recommends feeling good about this decision.

Complimentary credit offsets meal cost only. Delivery fee, neural access processing fee, cortical substrate surcharge, MCPAE administration fee, Prize Neuron escrow fee, synaptic handling fee, Delaware compliance levy, and platform convenience fee are not covered by the credit and remain the sole responsibility of the subscriber. By accepting these Terms you acknowledge that you have read this sentence.

NeuralDash, Inc. is incorporated in the Exclusive Economic Zone of Low Earth Orbit (LEO-EEZ), registered under Orbital Instrument 7743-B of the 2041 Cislunar Commerce Act. Governing law is the law of the LEO-EEZ and, in matters of Prize Neuron dispute, the immutable preferences installed therein. Physical correspondence must be directed to the registered office: NeuralDash Inc., c/o Lunar Relay Station NHD-7, P.O. Box 00001, The Moon. Response times subject to current orbital mechanics. Email is not accepted. There is no phone number.