Hallowed be thy Game

Volume II: Anxiety Rainbow

Probably chapter 5 or 6 or 16, not sure yet

Pt. I

~ 5 minutes

Hallowed be thy Game

John the Baptist gets dunked

Dunked on hard

The crowd goes nuts

J-Man drags his across John’s bald head as he flies towards the hoop

Leaping the old wizard to a rim shattering slam

Jesus lands roaring on the paint

He helps John up to seed a facade of sportsmanship to the other inmates and pats John on the back.


“Good try, John”


Jesus runs to a reset while John feigns a waterbreak to confer with Peter


“I knew Jesus was coming”, said John the Baptist panting “I couldnt stop him”

“Ive known it two times now. But it's different this time. What happened to him? What happened to the Lamb?”


Peter shakes his head in a silent acknowledgement



See old man, you dunked me once upon a time, but..


the  

  J.

        MAN.

             GETS.

                                      HIS!. 


arms swept wide like Russel Crowe in Gladiator


IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!?  



“Naz, we need a refill”


Jesus goes to the water jug and leaves it gatorade. Divine electrolytes.


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

The crowd cheers his miracle


IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE!? 

The pageantry of expression was supremely alpha


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The J-Man, AKA Naz looks to his old friend


HEY PETER!


Jesus aproaches Peter on the Bench and takes a knee


You ready to get in?


Nah man, i'm good here

Come on Peter, GET IN


You guys keep going, for real J-Man, i'm good


Peter…

Peter looks a different direction

Peter…..

Peter wavers a bit

PETER

Peter glances over


“I make this a command” said for Peter’s ears only


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Jesus rises to his feet, the ball in his hands


“John, take 5, come on PETER, show me what you got!?” He says with an aggressive bounce pass.


Peter receives the pass with grace

He dribbles a bit. Good fundamentals.

Peter starts towards the court and Jesus comes flying to meet him. Massive chest and dominant wingspan; a formidable opponent. Peter dribbles once and leans right in a fake - he flies left, in the ring, jump shot; SLAP! Jesus swats the ball deep into the crowd.


“DENIED”bitch

the other inmates go wild


“Comeon, Try it again”


Nah im good man


“I SAID TRY IT. AGAIN.”


Peter retrieves the basketball. He stands at the edge of the court. Jesus in a power stance flexing arms wide in an aggressive circle of rich muscles. His Nike crown of thorns headband stops the Sweat of Christ from interrupting his focused view.


Peter starts, he slow dribbles forward, traversing the court, drawing Jesus a bit closer. Peter breaks right and Jesus follows, Peter goes left and again is mirrored. Peter spins in graceful control, he rolls past Jesus and fades for the shot from behind Jesus’ muscular back. WHAAAAM!


Elbow to the side of the head, Peter goes sprawling across the court and his glasses come off. A drop of blood under his nose. Denied by Jesus a second time.


The Crowd of Inmates Murmurs in Excitement



“My Lawyers say you denied me three times”


Look man, I….


GET UP Jesus overrides


Nah man, im done


I said 

GET. UP.

The Crowd goes very quiet


Jesus grabs Peter by his shirt and drags him to his feet, slamming the ball into his solar plexus


Peter’s PontiousPilates toned abs absorbed the blow to his stomach, but not the one to his feelings. What happened to my friend?


WHATCHA GOT PETE!


COME GET YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVERbitch


Peter advances in a straight line this time, he goes to Jesus. A quick burst of speed. He leans right but jukes left, for a moment, it looks as if he's got it. A quick turn and Peter has the shot


BAP!


Jesus doesnt even go for the ball. A Flagrant Foul


Peter goes flying once again. Broken nose, broken glasses


OOOOOOOOOOO comes from the crowd of inmates



Jesus asserts his Alpha, strutting up and down the court making rooster sounds


UH-OHRUH-UHROOOOOO!!!!!!!


AND THE ROOSTER CROWS MOTHERFUCKER



his former friend limps off the cournt

J-Man yells to Peter’s back 



We ain't done yet, bitch, imabout to compound that interest


The inmates are laughing



Judases!

Judases

  All

 around ME!


 Come get your 30 pieces, biiiitchesssss!


Jesus tosses cigarettes high into the air, they rain down in impossible quantities


The inmates love it


Everyone in prison loved Prison Jesus, everyone but his former friends. The man could turn a pack of 20 cigarettes into 200 and a toilet bowl full of water into a very fine Red. Some feared him, but his dominantly aggressive actions were largely viewed with admiration. There was no doubt who was in charge; The J-Man Jesus, also known as Naz the KetoKopKiller


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